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Fréttaskýringu takk... og það á mannamáli

Ég er nokkuð viss um að ég tala fyrir munn margra þegar ég viðurkenni það að ég hef bara ekki þekkingu til að mynda mér skoðun á afskiptum Alþjóða gjaldreyrissjóðsins.

Hvað þýðir það á mannamáli ef eftir aðstoð hans er leitað. Við förum inn í eitthvað prógram sem sjóðurinn stýrir en hvernig lítur framhaldið út. Hver er framtíðin undir hans stjórn.

Aulahagfræði 101 takk fyrir takk og það á mannamáli

Vill fá aðstoð Alþjóða gjaldeyrissjóðsins

Listi yfir innlegg bresku sveitarfélaganna

Here are the councils who have so far revealed deposits in the collapsed Icelandic bank Landsbanki or its UK arm Heritable, or in other threatened Icelandic institutions:

• Kent County Council - £50 million
• Nottingham City Council - £42 million
• Norfolk County Council - £32.5 million
• Dorset County Council - £28.1 million
• Hertfordshire - £28 million
• Barnet Council- £27 million
• Somerset County Council - £25 million
• Northumberland County Council - £23 million
• Surrey County Council - £20 million
• Hillingdon Council - £20 million
• Neath Port Talbot Council - £20 million
• Westminster Council - £17 million
• Brent - £15 million
• Caerphilly County Council - £15 million.
• North Ayrshire - £15 million
• Plymouth City Council £13 million
• Havering Council - £12.5 million
• South Hams - £12.5 million
• West Sussex - £12.9 million
• Breckland Council - £12 million
• Gloucestershire County Council - £12 million
• Cheltenham Borough Council - £11 million
• Lancashire County Council - £10 million
• Scottish Borders Council - £10m
• Cambridge City Council - £9 million
• Wakefield - £9 million
• West Oxfordshire District Council - £9 million
• Wyre Forest District Council - £9 million
• Cheshire County Council - £8.5 million
• Bassetlaw District Council - £8 million
• Bristol City Council - £8 million
• Daventry District Council - £8 million
• Wiltshire County Council - £8 million
• South Lanarkshire Council - £7.5 million
• Derwentside District Council - £7 million
• North East Lincolnshire Council - £7 million
• West Lindsey District Council - £7 million
• Cherwell District Council - £6.5 million
• Redcar and Cleveland Council - £6 million
• Lancaster City Council - £6 million
• Canterbury City Council - £6 million
• Ceredigion - £5.5 million
• North Lincolnshire Council - £ 5.5 million
• Sutton Council - £5.5 million
• Bracknell Forest - £5 million
• Bromley Borough Council - £5 million
• Buckinghamshire County Council - £5 million
• Stoke-on-Trent Council - £5 million
• Braintree District - £5 million
• Cornwall County Council - £5 million
• Exeter City Council - £5 million
• Ipswich Borough Council - £5 million
• Oxfordshire County Council - £5 million
• South Ayrshire - £5 million
• South Ribble - £5 million
• Wokingham Borough Council - £5 million
• Gateshead Council - £4.5 million
• Oxford City Council - £4.5 million
• Colchester Borough Council - £4 million
• East Lindsey District Council - £4 million
• East Staffordshire Borough Council - £4 million
• North Wiltshire District Council - £4 million
• Powys Council £4 million
• Restormel Borough Council - £4 million
• Rotherham Council - £3.8 million
• Flintshire Council - £3.7 million
• Aylesbury District Council - £3 million
• East Ayrshire - £3 million
• North Somerset - £3 million
• Doncaster Council - £3 million
• Nuneaton and Bedworth - £3 million
• Peterborough City Council - £3 million
• Rhondda Cynon Taff Council - £3 million
• Solihull Council - £3 million
• Stroud - £3 million
• Slough Council - £2.5 million
• South Oxfordshire District Council - £2.5 million
• Wycombe District Council - £2.5 million
• Cotswold District Council - £2 million
• Gloucester City Council - £2 million
• Great Yarmouth - £2 million
• Moray Council - £2 million
• Newark and Sherwood District Council - £2 million
• South Ham District Council - £1.25 million
• Monmouthshire Council - £1.2 million
• Mid-Devon - £1.1 million
• Charnwood Borough Council - £1 million
• Dover District Council - £1 million
• Bridgend Council - £1 million
• Bridgnorth - £1 million
• Hertsmere Borough Council - £1 million
• Kirklees Council - £1 million
• Perth and Kinross Council - £1 million
• Tewkesbury Council - £1 million
• Vale of White Horse District Council - £1 million
• Winchester - £1 million
• Sevenoaks District Council - £1 million
• Tonbridge and Malling Borough Council - £1 million
• Lewes District Council - £1 million
• Burnley Council - TBC
• Chorley Council - TBC
• Wychavon District Council - TBC

Stofnanir:

• Transport For London - £40 million
• Metropolitan Police - £30 million
• Dorset Police Authority - £7 million
• Sussex Police Authority - £6.8 million
• West Yorkshire Police Authority - £6 million
• Northumbria Police Authority - £3.5 million
• Hertfordshire Police Authority - £3 million
• Gwent Police Authority - £1 million

Tjón breskra sveitarfélaga eykst

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